I was out grocery shopping this afternoon and suddenly, half way down aisle 3 I realised that I needed to pee badly. Seriously badly. I abandoned my shopping trolley and went in search of a toilet. It had got to the stage where I was clenching my pelvic floor muscles so tightly that I couldn’t breathe, let alone talk. Because of this sudden speech impediment I had to rely on sign language to ask the gaggle of giggling girls in Hardys, Sanur where the toilet was. Up 2 flights I was told…by the skin of my teeth, I got to the toilet, bolted the door and just as I was turning around to undo the knot on the cord of my trousers (button popped off weeks ago because I’m so fat) I saw this sign –
Possibly this sign was aimed at people like me…….because on seeing this sign, I never made it to the toilet.
And, if you you are feeling the urge, read this!